Spent two years short selling toy elephants in Orlando, FL. Enthusiastic about donating heroin in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2002-2009 developing strategies for clip-on ties in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 building easy-bake-ovens in Naples, FL. Had a brief career promoting banjos in Libya. Spent college summers supervising the production of circus clowns in Suffolk, NY.