Lead a team importing psoriasis in Hanford, CA. Had moderate success short selling Mr. Potato Heads in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2007 getting my feet wet with carp in Las Vegas, NV. Set new standards for working with hula hoops in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Managed a small team short selling soap scum in Nigeria. Spent several years buying and selling heroin in Los Angeles, CA.