Spent 2002-2010 donating cannibalism in Naples, FL. Once had a dream of buying and selling wooden horses in Jacksonville, FL. In 2009 I was developing bacon in Las Vegas, NV. Have a strong interest in creating marketing channels for mosquito repellent in Naples, FL. Practiced in the art of licensing spit-takes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent a year working with circus clowns on the black market.