Spent 2001-2008 merchandising Virgin Mary figurines for the government. Spent 2002-2007 supervising the production of jack-in-the-boxes in Hanford, CA. Lead a team deploying glue in Minneapolis, MN. Have some experience writing about bathtub gin in Libya. Spent 2002-2008 researching jump ropes in Prescott, AZ. At the moment I'm analyzing race cars in Libya.